FloydA little about me? Uhhh, where do i start? 27 years ago I came into this world at a whopping 22.5lbs... okay, that's a lie! I wasn't born, I spawned. Long story short, Floyd is Irish for "Only Child". My parents decided they got it right the first time therefore held off on having another child after producing the "Golden Child". My first and only marriage was when I was 5 years old to my pre-school sweetheart. Fast-forward... Grew up near that big lake in the Metropolis of Toronto, Ontario working a bunch of dead-end jobs that I absolutely hated. One day, woke up and decided I was going to chase down a life long dream, becoming a River Boat Gambler... when that failed I became a Radio Jock. Rewind... Somewhere between the age of 5 and 10 years old, I would preform sportscasts and pretend radio broadcasts for my parents and their friends. Think I still have the tapes somewhere. Fast-forward... When I was in high school, I co-hosted the school morning show alongside one of my best friends as well as a local legend: Mr. Downtown Brown. A couple years ago I decided that the retail/security industries weren't for me and went back to school for Strip Club Management... Okay fine, it was Radio Broadcasting at Humber College though I vividly remember there being strippers. In all seriousness, think I was a little too old to grasp the whole "College Experience". I actually went to school to learn about radio not keg stands. Hitting the books and studying, who knew such things existed? Fast-forward once more to November 2011... One blurry farewell party, a couple airport hugs, 3500km on a dart in the sky and a speeding ticket later; here I am in my newly adopted home, the beautiful town of Bonnyville, Alberta. In a nutshell, I love the outdoors, love to listen, write and preform music, loves me my Maple Leafs, Blue Jays and Raptors. I make words sound sexy. If you see me, buy me a drink. I like that!
May 10, 2012Floydtastic Blog: SAMSONITE! I was WAY OFF!!
It may have taken me 28 years but I've finally found the perfect fitness regiment!
You see, sometimes you need to do other things than sit around the house and relax. Now,...
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May 10, 2012Floydtastic Blog: Hockey Night in America; Ron's Day
For possibly the first time in the history of Hockey Night in Canada it's Ron, not Don who's in the hotseat.
Leading up to last night's tilt in the US Nation Capital,...
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May 9, 2012Floydtastic Blog: The Name's Rex.... Tyrannosaurus Rex
Jeff Goldblum should never have gotten out of that car!
Ever wonder what your life would be like living under an alias or just changing your name outright? You could almost just...
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May 7, 2012Floydtastic Blog: The Wardrobe Malfunction
A simple wardrobe malfunction was all it took to bring down a perp in Montreal this past week.
Police in Laval responded to a 911 call around 1 a.m. for a possible B&E(not...
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May 4, 2012Floydtastic Blog: Fastest Bathroom Break Belongs to A Canuck
From stories about toilets.... to OTHER stories about toilets. Today's installment of the Loo-lympics features the fastest motorized toilet in the land.
A Canadian...
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May 2, 2012Floydtastic Blog: Flush... If You Dare
Ever wonder what it's like to do your bathroom duties while suspended in air? ...Yeah, me neither. At least one Mexican condo owner is taking his bathroom experience to the next...
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April 23, 2012Floydtastic Blog: The World's Deadliest Hot Dog
Ever wonder what its like to eat meat in a graveyard? .... pretty much the closest to becoming an oddball mortician you'll ever get. Dead dogs is not a mobile "dog"...
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March 9, 2012Floydtastic Blog: "Phony" 2012?
Now, let me start off by stating that I'm not by any means underplaying or undermining what is or has been happening in Uganda and Africa. Right off the top, let me first inform...
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March 8, 2012Floydtastic Blog: Crossing Chuck Norris?
Action mogul, martial arts God, infomercial mortal. Some of the many functions of the legend who the fortunate he allows to live call Chuck Norris. Many of...
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February 28, 2012Floydtastic Blog: Move: The Movie
Jimmy Kimmel is an absolute LEGEND. My socks were on when i started watching... they have since been rocked off. Enjoy...
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February 27, 2012Floydtastic Blog: Mayday!! Brad May is my guest on The Ride Home
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February 23, 2012Floydtastic Blog: Jeremy Roenick joins me on The Ride Home
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February 13, 2012Floydtastic Blog: Insurance Company - Reverse Prank Call on The Ride Home
When this nice young lady from the Insurance Company called me on the Ride Home, she got a lot more than she bargained for. Gaunch plays the 'Stan' role to a tee. "We're gonna...
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February 9, 2012Floydtastic Blog: Mama Floyd's Birthday Prank
Today is Mama Floyd's Bday. In honour of this, Gaunch and i decided we'd mess with her a little bit on the Ride Home. Here's what went down. She doesn't know what...
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February 2, 2012Floydtastic Blog: Once Upon a Crosby
There was a simpler time in the NHL. A time when it was a whole team going splitsville on a couple mill, not one player grossing a cold 7mill per. A time when you...
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January 13, 2012Floydtastic Blog: 94 Year Old Grandfather of 8 Showing You Up, No Big Deal...
It's everyone's new years resolution to "get back into shape" well, that and quit smoking but lets face it, you love cigarettes! So why not? What better time to...
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January 9, 2012Floydtastic Blog: Somebody's Got a Case of the Mondays
The Monday Morning blues gets us all from time to time. It's a wolf in sheeps clothing!
The Weekend is over and long gone are the slices of bar lime and the image of Shirley...
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January 6, 2012Floydtastic Blog: It's 2012, Put Down the Cheetos and Beer!
Alright, it's 2012! You know what that means? It means no more Cheetos and beer! Time to get off that couch and onto an exercise bike. Despite what you may think or what your...
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January 5, 2012Floydtastic Blog: Caitlyn's Redemption... Sort of?
Caitlyn's Redemption... Sort of? Had our sales genie, Caitlyn on the Ride Home to explain her blonde antics from the other night... I'm not buyin' it! Caitlyn seems to...
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January 5, 2012Floydtastic Blog: Drug-Making & Driving is Against the Law?
A man out of Lakeland, Florida went for a little joy ride earlier this week.
There's no doubt there are some horrible drivers out there. Some of which seem like they've...
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January 4, 2012Floydtastic Blog: Caitlyn's Ultimate Blonde Moment
Habs Calls the Station for No Reason - Blonde Mafia
On Monday night the always bubbly and hilarious Caitlyn who you may know as a key member of our sales team here at the Wolf...
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